Dang Dogs!

I can take that puppy baby Thorn, not so sure about the whole pack!!! Sable the black Doggie loves us…Whew, good thing , don’t cha know! You can bet your favorite treat I get my share of nibbles in…..plus I can count on my coati partner in crime, Lucky to sneak up on them and munch on their back legs..
We have this all worked out, I distract them by wrestling then Big Boned Lucky (notice I didn’t call him fat, it’s all good) sneaks up on them and munches their back legs..then I jump up on the couch and pounce on their heads! CoatiMom don’t call us flying monkeys for nothin……

And that’s how to take down a doggie…..

Yummies for my pretty Tummy!!

Nom Nom Nom…crunch crunch crunch! I really can’t decide what I like more. Peanuts are awesome, they are like a toy/treat all in one! I get to play with them and make big piles of shells and then scatter them all over! What fun…….

CoatiMom really rocks, she went to Mc Donald’s just to get me some chicken nuggets because Mommie Sarah was thoughtful enough to send her a list of my favorite treats…It’s good to be me!!!!

I think I am the new favorite CoatiKid because I have such good manners and CoatiMom and Dad think I am so gentle and sweet besides I am the prettiest ( Bonnie and Raven just don’t realize it yet but they will)…I know I have them all fooled cuz when they aren’t looking a find my share of trouble..I have a system before I get sneaky I just make sure Clyde is near by so he gets the blame *giggles*

Just look at my photographs, you can see how beautiful I am……

For the last time and listen up!

******BREAKING NEWS******

The pity train has just derailed at the intersection of “SUCK IT UP” and “MOVE ON” and crashed into “WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS” before coming to a complete stop at “GET THE HECK OVER IT!” Reporting live from “KWITCHERBITCHEN”

I AM NOT FAT! I am naturally larger-boned than you skinny Coatikids…I am healthy and beautiful. Clyde if you can’t get the girls, don’t blame me……I am everybody’s favorite and you are just jealous..For the last frickin time..GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!

Mr. Kissie face is at it again!

Lucky and Honey sittin in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G……..first comes love………then comes marriage………Next comes Honey pushing the baby carriage!!!!!!

NOT……………of course Big Boy Lucky the manatee is neutered. LOLOLOLOL! He can dream can’t he? Just so you know, it will be me that wins the fair Honey’s heart. She will love me and Lucky the manatee is just going to have to deal with it…….I am the cutest and Honey even said so herself!!!!!!

My Besty Beastie Buddy!!

Honey Likes me Best!!!! Yeah, I now have my own special best friend. I can honestly say Honey and I hit it off right away. That Bonnie is soooooo jealous. That’s just her tuff luck. Honey is my new B.F.F. CoatiMom knows how much we like each other and let me have a sleep over with Honey last night. That girl is so Cool. She is very smart, funny and great to spend the night with ( she doesn’t snore or hog the covers and push on me in the middle of the night like big boy Lucky does). Sleeping with Lucky is like sleeping with a manatee. Honey is smart enough to be friends with me over Bonnie. Everyone knows, one day I will be the new Coati Queen. I think Lucky has a crush on her too. That part does surprise me because I thought Lucky only had eyes for me. For the sake of my new BFF relationship, I will let that go. I am so glad Honey came to live with us, she is very special.

My First Day…The Scratch and Sniff Test….

My first day started off great! My New CoatiMom served me an egg (over easy, I hope she learns I like them raw) and some grapes, carrots, tangerines and some breakfast cereal bar. I was chillin… exploring the toy box and rooms with counter tops. Then out of the blue this little girl darted out. They call her Raven. Raven is different from me and she scared me! CoatiMom quickly scooped her up. Then along came this goofy little boy they call Clyde. He kinda looked at me then went on with his busy business and I went on with mine….Then all of a sudden I was invaded! The scratch and sniff test was on! It was the most fun…There turned out to be some really cool Coatikids here to play with( two boys and two girls, Lucky, Clyde, Bonnie and Raven). I think I am gonna like it here! I just hope the other girls don’t get jealous of me, cuz I am the prettiest with my beautiful long tail and thick soft fur. I know the boys already like me…*winks* After all I know how to eat off of fine China and drink out of China tea cups. ( Mommie Sarah taught me that) The secret is to sip ones water and not gulp! Clyde is very cute but he has the table manners of a big ole oinky pig. Maybe some of my good manners with rub off on him. CoatiMom is super impressed that I can keep my tea cup with me when I sleep and not spill it. She really likes me, I can tell. CoatiDaddy is a pretty awesome dude. He picks me up and talks to me, pets me and I love to snuggle with him and sleep on his lap when we watch TV…I see many happy days in my future.

Road Trip!

Okay Dokey..I am new at this blog stuff but all the other Coatikids say I should do this too because it’s fun! I’ll start my first blog by telling everyone what an interesting trip to my new home with CoatiMom and Coati Daddy was. I really enjoyed my time with Mommie Sarah, she took really good care of me. So big smooches to her and her new baby! CoatiMom says you’re always welcome to visit anytime. My new home is starting out pretty interesting with a fun ride home….I got to sit in CoatiDaddy’s lap and help drive home. When he decided to stop and get some snacks, I got some too. I ate the whipped topping off his shake when the drive thru worker handed it to him*giggles*, he had CoatiMom hold it and I quickly jumped up and slurped down the whipped cream…….. Yummy!! Then CoatiMom gave me a peppermint and sprayed some of the sweet smelly good perfume on me and it was simply heaven! This is going to be a really cool place to live……..I think everything is going to work out fine…….