******BREAKING NEWS******
The pity train has just derailed at the intersection of “SUCK IT UP” and “MOVE ON” and crashed into “WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS” before coming to a complete stop at “GET THE HECK OVER IT!” Reporting live from “KWITCHERBITCHEN”
I AM NOT FAT! I am naturally larger-boned than you skinny Coatikids…I am healthy and beautiful. Clyde if you can’t get the girls, don’t blame me……I am everybody’s favorite and you are just jealous..For the last frickin time..GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!